When I was a child, I use to pick these up and hold them in my hand. Yesterday, I learnt that they secrete hydrogen cyanide when threatened zNSFW

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Trainers anyone? (NSFW)

Never get out of the shower again

Japanese maybe?

Found this image via imgur roulette, and I think it fits its name very well.

Very Appropriate URL

This porn add happened to be the same video I was watching [NSFW]

Remember when I informed you that no one was more than mildly interested in a snail

she is in charge

The girl in this porn I'm watching has heart shaped nipples [NSFW]

My coworker found this dollar bill at his son's elementary school...

The New Pantene shampoo bottle, imagine how long she will take to get ready now..

The guy from this porno has the same bedding as me

Wife made chicken for dinner.When you see it...

Someone figured out what to do with demo model of iPhone 6

Who would like to see a picture of my skull?

The guy on this book isn't praying.

These airplane shape paperclips made my day.

This bathroom has playboy covers on the wall.

A beauty shop is selling these "soothing gels"

[NSFW] The adult website Czechcasting.com takes a 360° "bullet-time" photo

This rattlesnake bit itself when it was dying. This is what it's flesh looked

My wife's implants glow in the dark with flashlights

Women's health Magazine is nsfw but men's health isnt

The shadow of my vase makes it look like there's a dildo inside it.

[NSFW] My girlfriend got a tan, then a sunburn. Her ass looks like neapolitan ice

"It looks like a mountain or something!" she said. Indeed....

Female and male bathroom signs at the bar on the beach in Tunisia

(nsfw) Someone in Stockholm is placing butthole-stickers on the button for the pedestrian

By the pool (SmZ-69)

This nsfw mug that showed up at my office angrily explaining common contractions