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I heard Barry White playing in the kitchen...

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User: Whambacon

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Sexy Ass

At least he felt bad about it...

I LOVED Disney's new Beauty and the Beast. Especially this scene.

Oh, uh, not now... sorry. Forgot I even had this app...

Galloping Centaur

Slurp!

One seems to fit in with the others

This seems to happen every once in a while, and it happened again!

My blonde girlfriend asked me to explain the middle east in a way she would understand

"I hope Mom shares some of that sausage with me..."

He scared the shit out of me this morning.

Here's why she left him

When the posts align.

Not Again...

After you finish and Minecraft is life

Cock Ring Necklace? lmao

Took me forever before i realized thats not her boob.

"It's your birthday! so Let's celebrate this!"

They got Mr. Bean out here to be a pornstar.

The real thing

Syrup or butter for these pancakes?

guy asks if we can trade nudes then immediately sends 3 nudes and this picture

I'm torn between pragmatism and foolishness

Eyes

Love you

I don't want to make my girlfriend angry..although she is a nurse this is what

look sexy, babe. ok, that will do

Her Orgasm Was So Powerful That She Fell Off The Chair

There! Fixed'em!!!

Offer Up what?!?!

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