I'm now convinced it's not possible to write a Grindr bio butch enough to make it seem like a joke. Are there any buzz words I could have missed? zNSFW

asian anal gifs / boyshort videos

http://imgur.com/a/UXDyc

User: Lonestar93

Categories: lolgrindr

He asked for a pic, right?

I think this was a good way to reply to a stranger.

Top points for originality.

Wait... What month are escorts born in again?

How generous

College towns never disappoint

Kit Kats

It finally happened

This guy figured it out! Problem solved!

Uhhh... No thanks

Make Grindr Great Again

Inspiring transition

When Pokemon Go and Grindr come together.

Slut Farming

And they don't have a face pic

Very discrete

Wtf does this even have to do with Thanksgiving

Oh okay

Settling down

Not what I expected from Grindr

One, two, buckle my shoe

He's confident.

I put "recently single" in my description

Peak insecurity

Went on one Grindr date with this guy and then politely said I wasn't interested.

I don't know if this is code for anything, but it sounds fun

I don't wanna know. But the police do.

But C++ is so much sexier!

thanks, I hate it