I think I met my comedic soulmate on Tinder - She opened with a Richard Gere reference zNSFW

stockings gifs / BlackIsBetter videos

http://imgur.com/u3fkMxi

User: monstercojones

Categories: creepyPMs

His subtlety really had me swooning

... Yeah, I Stopped Talking to Him After This. WTF?

Totally sure a troll...

*surprised coo* :/

Please, no!

Posted my girlfriend on r/gonewild with title stating its my girlfriend... I receive

Found this gem on my news feed.. he even replied to the poor girl after she called

"saw your full album ;)"

Why is it weird (read bottom to top. It loaded weird)

Coz i am gud

"Well id tie you up to my bed completely naked"

"...just gonna ask if you can have my abortion." slightly nsfw, i think.

Never send a dick pic as your first message

(NSFW) Im now very horny

Missing out [on] 8 inches of fun

[NSFW] shut up and eat my pussy!!

"i wna fuck u" [NSFW]

Mud some times kisses you on face...

I had no idea he was married because I have never chatted with this person.

NEVER stick your dick In crazy [NSFL?]

Creeps on snapchat

Really the only way to respond to a dick pic

The Best Conversation Starter

Thanks

Had a Merry Dickmas yesterday morning

you're stressed because your dog is blind? can i help by sucking you off?

This guy sure knows how to start a conversation.

Your what?

Grindr is a hellscape that I keep returning to ?