They gave me brain surgery, and all I got to show for it was this black eye and my head stapled shut! [Possibly NSFW/L] zNSFW

fake taxi gifs / thefullbush videos

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User: beelzeflub

Categories: TrollXChromosomes

Daddy Saw My Dildo >:[

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! [NSFW]

Every damned time. (shower rage, slightly NSFW)

This bin is where I keep my gum stash. Recently my gum has been disappearing. I ask

My boyfriend's response: "now we both have a dick in our pants!" [NSFW]

MFW I realize my breasts are ACTUALLY big enough now to give a tit-job, a long standing

My sister sent me this selfie. Apparently my condom stash has been breached (NSFW)

When my SIL tells me she's breast feeding

Masturbation achievement unlocked. NSFW

Happy Friday TrollX!

[NSFW] I have either just been horribly disrespectful of all you ladies or bestowed

Making Filthy Brownies and my apartment smells incredible. This will be me as soon

Thongs are a pain in the ass (literally)

I sent this to my mom today. Her response: "Where do I sign up?" (Mild

A Simple Clothing Magazine

So my friend got a random text from a stranger...[NSFW]

HIF when I trim my pubes

I just had 3 orgasms from 1 PIV sex session (yissssss) [NSFW]

I get packages shipped to my parents' house because it's hard to ship to

Remember my BF who tried to sext me? Now he's tried a booty call.

HIFW I've been moisturizing every day for the last month. Fuck you cold, dry

Bodyform are apparently super uncomfortable with the words VAGINA and VULVA so they've

Ladies, my new guy has... skills (NSFW?)

For the times when your hands are occupied but wine is necessary to function

[NSFW] Well, I have a full-blown crush on a guy and a girl at the same time. It's

That's one way to describe it

[NSFW] Masturbation joke

Unsolicited dick pics will be met with varying degrees of mockery (censored but probably

Socially distanced dating [NSFW]

If Only They Knew