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The chestburster in the new Alien version was quite hairy

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When it's Sunday evening and you realize that you forgot to do your homework
when ur trying to take notes but you can't read the board
Taking notes
When you hit your pinky toe on the corner of the bed
Sitting down without looking
When your bro's about to share the secret you just told him
When your mate helps you to scrub your back but does it a bit too hard
When the barber is tired of your fidgeting and positions your head to finish the
TIL it doesn't work to suck the venom when a snake bits your bro in the arm.
When you're doing squats and your leg starts to cramp up
Wolf impersonation
Losing your balance and trying to look like it was intended
A bumpy boat ride
Trying to convince your buddy to stick a bit longer with bulimia
Holding your dead puppy
When your brother comes home from college and surprises you during a nap
GIVE. MY. MY. CANDY. BACK!
Socks are still on, so not gay.
Recreating the scene from Matrix where Neo dodges bullets is harder than it looks
Where the heck is my phone?
When you’re giving Jimmy Fallon a back massage and he asks you to take him to Flavor
When you are emotionally invested in art
When you show your buddy how to compliment a girl's boobs.
When you're so hungry you forget how to eat
that first refreshing sip
When you try to sell health products
When bro is giving you a hard time over some split milk so you turn around and try
when you go to the chiropractor for lower back pain
the turkey on the counter ready for stuffing
when your chemistry class lab partner splashes reagent on himself and you’re helping

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