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Goddamn I like discipline. I lack a lot of things. Hey ladies, want to save someone

A week in to the new year and not much has changed. My torso still looks like a sad

Bots, chubby chasers, haiku lovers or perhaps something else?

How do guys even stay as hard as they appear to stay, when they take a dick pic,

Based on the contents of a PM, perhaps there was something in that previous post

Well, that's an attractive fat roll, man. What woman wouldn't want that coming at

A fat man takes flight, looking for something that feels right, fappity flap flappity

A fat man trying to correct his spine and regretting the overall concept of this

Continuing to try to get my spine to go in a more straight type direction and I'm

Post workout mood - a haiku

Yoga block under my chin to help push my chest up, shoulders back, second yoga block

I wonder if this is doing more harm than good because sometimes it feels like it

I'm not sure why I was trying to take a regular old dick pic since its not like I

Since my fupa angles my dick in a downward direction, if I were to successfully shift

My flaccid cock is non-existent, much like my sex drive apparently is/was, which

Cuddlefuck minus the cuddling and the fucking because who would and why would they,

You can call me a chicken but chickens can't fly and my anxiety usually chooses flight

Maybe the only vagina I'm emotionally able to handle currently, since I now know

Wanna wrassle? I think I could take you, I've got the power. I'm out here doing strength

I think the reason I overeat is because there are two bonuses. The first one being

I was supposed to help someone move today but they apparently hired people after

Red Alert! Twerking video! Except its of a fat naked man twerking. Which, maybe you

Cropping that dick pic somehow made it look shorter. Although, I can't really compete

I tucked my dick and balls between my legs and thats not the most unusual thing about

In which I suck in my stomach and widen my stance in order to better pretend that

I sort of treat my body better than I did 20 years ago. I still do stupid things

Is this position called anything? It should be. Normally when I see people doing

Playing a melodica with my dick since I must shoot air out compared to when I'm in

My dick is kind of sore because that erection sparked this obsession over the weekend

Apparently my treadmill shuts down after 100 minutes. I had 320 calories worth of

My previous calorie to exercise ratio made me feel lightheaded for about a day and

I had been taking hemp based CBD oil because I don't live in a marijuana is legal

My mom was in the hospital for a few days this week and it freaked me out a little

I don't know if turning 40 made me subconsciously depressed or its because I've been

I was looking at my pictures and saw the thumbnail for this and couldn't figure out

I used my treadmill everyday for the last 3 days after going like a week without,

I have a wound on my dick. No one other than me has had access to my dick, so I guess

Sitting on the floor post-workout, I flexed my traps in the mirror and they were

I don't know which dumb little thing I did to cause it because I do so many dumb

I'm not as psychologically healthy as I could be but it used be so much worse, I

Its hard to flirt with someone via sports metaphor when it feels like you're constantly

Sometimes you just want to play with your tiny bat and hope you can find someone

I was able to exercise for 8 days in a row without any pain bad enough to limit me,

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