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when someone wakes you up just after you fell alseep

When you are asked if you want dessert and you know it will wreck your diet

When you're in line at the club toilets and you really need to pee.

When you are trying to sleep but your calf muscle decides to go into a spasm.

When you're napping on the sofa naked and the cat jumps on you.

Problematic Jeans (Part 2) When you have to ask a buddy to help you get them off.

When you remember that funny joke your friend told you

When you realize you need a bit more fiber in your diet... and maybe a plunger

When the Mexican food kicks in.

Realising you fell asleep during an exam

When you wake up from a nightmare

when the sun gets in your eyes

When you're helping your disabled friend to wash his face in the morning

Good: Eating yoghurt in bed. Bad: It all goes at once in your mouth. Good: The relief

The chestburster in the new Alien version was quite hairy

When you're still sore from yesterday, but still have to train today for the

When your friend sucks the poison out of a spider bite on your thigh, so you thank

"Hurry up, bro, we're about to get to the toll booth!" "It's

When your friend has something on his face

There was a spider in the pool...

When the doctor is trying to get you to relax for the vaccine...

"Hgggghhh!" "Bro, are you choking?!" "HGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

That's strange ... he never tucks my napkin in for me at home

Helping your buddy check the springs on the couch he's thinking of buying.

Interviewer: "This warehouse job requires good grip and pectoral strength. Could

Could always use extra $$

This is what you get for looking into that ring smh

When you find a gun in SCP 049’s chamber

I'll just take a quick nap...waking up 5 hours later...

Mount and Do Me: Bussy Blast

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